Conquest, pending a term sheet.
A founder's victory lap ends where the funding conversation begins.
Back · WhiteVeni, Vidi, VC. Tee
$45
Size guide
Boxy by design. Take your usual size for the boxy look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 19 1/8 | 20 1/8 | 21 1/8 | 23 1/8 | 25 1/8 | 27 1/8 | 29 1/8 |
| Length | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 29 | 30 1/4 | 31 3/4 | 32 3/4 |
Bella+Canvas 3010, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3010 boxy tee
- Fabric
- 100% Airlume cotton, 6 oz
- Fit
- Unisex oversized, boxy
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
You came, you saw, you opened the pitch deck. For founders whose next conquest involves a cap table, the Latin gets a funding update.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
The familiar Latin phrase means I came, I saw, I conquered. This version replaces its final word with VC, short for venture capital. A grand declaration of victory becomes a founder's funding story, with the investor meeting taking the place of the battlefield.
For the founder rehearsing a victory speech before the pitch.
- Fit
- Unisex, boxy oversized fit with a dropped shoulder. Choose your usual size for the boxy look or one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- 100% cotton, about 6 oz, soft and midweight.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
Why does this victory speech end with VC?
VC means venture capital. Replacing the final word of the Latin saying turns a triumphant arrival into a funding pitch, complete with a very different audience.
Would a first-time fundraiser get this reference?
A founder preparing investor pitches should recognize the funding shorthand. The joke connects a big entrance with the less cinematic work of explaining a business to investors.
