Networking, with a cap table.
A private-club name gets a startup funding stage as its membership cue.
Back · WhiteSeed Round Social Club. Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The club sounds established. The members may still be explaining the product. For founders who enjoy the social rituals that somehow gather around the earliest serious funding conversations.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
A seed round is an early stage of startup investment used to support a young company's development. Calling it a social club turns a funding milestone into a shared identity. The humor treats a business financing stage like a membership category, complete with the suggestion of a very particular conversation circle.
For the founder whose networking stories all begin with the seed round.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
What is the seed round doing in a club name?
It gives a familiar social-club format a startup funding identity. The joke imagines early-stage financing as a shared membership cue instead of simply a phase in building a business.
Does buying the design grant access to an actual club?
No membership or event access is offered. The club name belongs to the print, using a familiar social identity format to make a dry joke about early-stage startup culture.
