The invoice counts differently.
An easy instruction meets the less invisible cost of model usage.
Back · WhitePrompts Are Free. (Tokens Aren’t) Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The idea cost nothing to type. Running it introduced another unit of accounting. For builders whose casual experimentation eventually becomes a surprisingly detailed conversation with the usage dashboard.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
AI systems often measure text input and output in tokens, and usage can be billed in those units. The design contrasts the ease of writing an instruction with the cost of processing it. The joke makes a seemingly free request sound different once the token accounting enters the conversation.
For the builder who checks token usage after a good experiment.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
What costs money after the prompt has been written?
The joke points to model usage measured in tokens. Writing an instruction may feel effortless, while processing its input and output can contribute to a bill depending on the service.
Does the headline mean every prompt is literally free?
No. The wording is a contrast used for the joke, not a pricing policy. Actual access and billing depend on the service, and the design does not describe any specific plan.
