One task. Several interpretations.
A computing term leaves room for a very personal relationship status.
Back · BlackSingle Threaded. Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The processing model is simple. The social interpretation is available. For developers who enjoy a two-word description that can explain their workflow and invite a different kind of question.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
In computing, a single-threaded program executes through one thread of control. Outside that context, single also suggests being unattached. The design places a technical description close enough to a relationship status that both readings can coexist, turning a short systems term into a dry personal introduction.
For the developer who prefers one thread and a little ambiguity.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
Which reading of single is doing the flirting?
The everyday meaning of being unattached supplies the personal layer. Threaded keeps the computing reference intact, so the same two words can sound technical or quietly social.
Does this describe the wearer's actual software setup?
No specific setup is claimed. It is a double meaning for someone familiar with threads, leaving the wearer free to enjoy the processing joke, the relationship reading, or both together.
