
My Model Is Better Than Yours.
Tee$45
Size guide
Boxy by design. Take your usual size for the boxy look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 19 1/8 | 20 1/8 | 21 1/8 | 23 1/8 | 25 1/8 | 27 1/8 | 29 1/8 |
| Length | 26 1/2 | 27 1/2 | 28 | 29 | 30 1/4 | 31 3/4 | 32 3/4 |
Bella+Canvas 3010, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
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Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
Details
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3010 boxy tee
- Fabric
- 100% Airlume cotton, 6 oz
- Fit
- Unisex oversized, boxy
- Small chest mark, full back print, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Is this claiming one model actually wins?
The boast is the joke. It captures how quickly a technical preference can become a personal rivalry, without making a factual performance claim about any model.
Who would enjoy wearing the model rivalry?
Someone who compares model outputs, argues about evaluations, or insists their setup works better will recognize it. The humor is in the confidence, not a published ranking.
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