
Let Your Commits Make the Noise.
Hoodie$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
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Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
Details
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Small chest mark, full back print, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
How can a quiet commit history make noise?
The noise is figurative: the changes speak for the person doing the work. Using commits gives an ordinary actions-over-words sentiment a specific place in a developer's routine.
Is this a claim that more commits mean better work?
No. The line values visible work without setting a productivity metric. A commit count alone does not define quality, and the joke makes no claim about how many changes matter.
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