The backlog got personal.
A personal confession turns out to have a very exact issue count.
Back · WhiteI Have Issues. (247 Open) Hoodie
$75
Size guide
Oversized by design. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one down for a closer fit.
| Flat, in | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Lane Seven LS16001, measured laid flat. Chest is armpit to armpit; double it for the full round. Each piece can differ by up to 2 in (5 cm).
Made to order, final sale. Paid size exchange within 14 days; misprints replaced free. Exchanges & Returns
- Blank
- Lane Seven LS16001
- Fabric
- 10 oz 80/20 cotton-poly fleece
- Fit
- Unisex oversized
- Front mark, full back, printed neck label
- Shipping
- Printed in 2-5 business days. $5.95 in the US, free over $90
The first sentence invites concern. The parenthetical opens the tracker. For developers whose list of unresolved work can make a perfectly ordinary admission sound unexpectedly well documented.
Clean front. Loud back. A small REGEX wordmark sits on the chest, with the main line across the back. One ink per garment. Comes in Black with white ink or White with black ink.
The joke, explained
Software teams use issues to track bugs, requests, and tasks. Open issues remain unresolved. Adding 247 open to a familiar personal confession shifts it toward a project backlog, giving an emotional-sounding statement the precision of a tracker and leaving both interpretations comfortably in view.
For the developer whose backlog has become a conversation topic.
- Fit
- Oversized unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and no drawstrings. Take your usual size for the oversized look, one size down for a closer fit.
- Fabric
- Heavyweight cotton-blend fleece, about 10 oz, 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester.
- One ink with a light vintage texture. White ink on Black, black ink on White. REGEX on the chest, the line across the back.
- Care
- Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print or use bleach.
- Shipping
- Into the build queue. Printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then shipped. Free US shipping on orders of $90 or more.
Questions
Why does the confession include exactly 247 open?
The number makes the word issues look like a tracker count. That specific operational detail interrupts the personal reading and turns the admission into a developer backlog joke.
Is 247 an actual count from a REGEX project?
No. The count belongs to the printed joke and does not report a real project backlog. Its purpose is to make the familiar admission sound surprisingly measurable and technical.
